Man posted advertisements around the town which said ‘wife-wanted’

The day after, he got hundreds of letters. All of them said:

‘Please take mine’

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Man posted advertisements around the town which said ‘wife-wanted’ The day after, he got hundreds of letters. All of them said: ‘Please take mine’ 0

Teacher: Whoever answers the next question gets to leave the school early.

Student: *Throws eraser at the board.*

Teacher: Who was that?

Student: Me. See ya later Miss.

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Teacher: Whoever answers the next question gets to leave the school early. Student: *Throws eraser at the board.* Teacher: Who was that? Student: Me. See ya later Miss. 0

Wife catches her husband sucking in his belly on the weight scale.

Wife: Fred, you know that won’t make any difference right?

Fred: Oh yea it does. This is only way I can check the numbers.

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Wife catches her husband sucking in his belly on the weight scale. Wife: Fred, you know that won’t make any difference right? Fred: Oh yea it does. This is only way I can check the numbers. 0

Doctor: From the results we have here, you will live to around 83.

Man: But I’m 83 now!

Doctor: Well, there we go! The test is always right.

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Doctor: From the results we have here, you will live to around 83. Man: But I’m 83 now! Doctor: Well, there we go! The test is always right. 0

Is Google a male or female?

A female without doubt, because it won‘t let you finish any sentences without suggesting other ideas.

 

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Is Google a male or female? A female without doubt, because it won‘t let you finish any sentences without suggesting other ideas.   0

Man: Hey there, would you like to dance?

Woman: Sure! Why not?

Man: Alright then, go and dance. I want to talk to your friend right there.

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Man: Hey there, would you like to dance? Woman: Sure! Why not? Man: Alright then, go and dance. I want to talk to your friend right there. 0

Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?

Because she couldn’t find the ’10’ on the calculator.

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Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator? Because she couldn’t find the ’10’ on the calculator. 0

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