Three years ago, I asked the love of my life to go out with me.

Today, I asked her if she will marry me.

She said no on both occasions.

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Three years ago, I asked the love of my life to go out with me. Today, I asked her if she will marry me. She said no on both occasions. 0

A recent scientific study showed that out of 256,693,818,329 people, 93% are too lazy to actually read that number.

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A recent scientific study showed that out of 256,693,818,329 people, 93% are too lazy to actually read that number. 0

Just before the surgery, my patient said:

Doctor, I am so nervous! This is my first operation!

So I kindly replied:

Don’t worry about it *smile* it’s mine too 🙂

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Just before the surgery, my patient said: Doctor, I am so nervous! This is my first operation! So I kindly replied: Don’t worry about it *smile* it’s mine too 🙂 0

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