Boy: *CALLS THE POLICE* Hello? I really need your help right now!

Police: What is the problem?

Boy: Two girls are fighting over me.

Police: So… what seems to be the problem?

Boy: The pretty one is losing!

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Boy: *CALLS THE POLICE* Hello? I really need your help right now! Police: What is the problem? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me. Police: So… what seems to be the problem? Boy: The pretty one is losing! 0

I feel so bad for my wife… She has a drinking problem.

Is she an alcoholic???

No, shes the one suffers, I am the alcoholic…

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I feel so bad for my wife… She has a drinking problem. Is she an alcoholic??? No, shes the one suffers, I am the alcoholic… 0

Three years ago, I asked the love of my life to go out with me.

Today, I asked her if she will marry me.

She said no on both occasions.

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Three years ago, I asked the love of my life to go out with me. Today, I asked her if she will marry me. She said no on both occasions. 0

Just before the surgery, my patient said:

Doctor, I am so nervous! This is my first operation!

So I kindly replied:

Don’t worry about it *smile* it’s mine too 🙂

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Just before the surgery, my patient said: Doctor, I am so nervous! This is my first operation! So I kindly replied: Don’t worry about it *smile* it’s mine too 🙂 0

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