Teacher: Whoever answers the next question gets to leave the school early.

Student: *Throws eraser at the board.*

Teacher: Who was that?

Student: Me. See ya later Miss.

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Teacher: Whoever answers the next question gets to leave the school early. Student: *Throws eraser at the board.* Teacher: Who was that? Student: Me. See ya later Miss. 0

Wife catches her husband sucking in his belly on the weight scale.

Wife: Fred, you know that won’t make any difference right?

Fred: Oh yea it does. This is only way I can check the numbers.

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Wife catches her husband sucking in his belly on the weight scale. Wife: Fred, you know that won’t make any difference right? Fred: Oh yea it does. This is only way I can check the numbers. 0

Doctor: From the results we have here, you will live to around 83.

Man: But I’m 83 now!

Doctor: Well, there we go! The test is always right.

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Doctor: From the results we have here, you will live to around 83. Man: But I’m 83 now! Doctor: Well, there we go! The test is always right. 0

Is Google a male or female?

A female without doubt, because it won‘t let you finish any sentences without suggesting other ideas.

 

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Is Google a male or female? A female without doubt, because it won‘t let you finish any sentences without suggesting other ideas.   0

Man: Hey there, would you like to dance?

Woman: Sure! Why not?

Man: Alright then, go and dance. I want to talk to your friend right there.

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Man: Hey there, would you like to dance? Woman: Sure! Why not? Man: Alright then, go and dance. I want to talk to your friend right there. 0

Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?

Because she couldn’t find the ’10’ on the calculator.

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Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator? Because she couldn’t find the ’10’ on the calculator. 0

Have you ever heard of the new restaurant called Karma?

You don’t order anything. You get what you deserve.

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Have you ever heard of the new restaurant called Karma? You don’t order anything. You get what you deserve. 0

Husband: What a clever little dog we have darling! He brings in the newspaper every day!

Wife: I know right? We are not even subscribed to any!

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Husband: What a clever little dog we have darling! He brings in the newspaper every day! Wife: I know right? We are not even subscribed to any! 0

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