A man spots a young guy trying to jump off a high bridge. The man yells.

“DON’T DO IT! YOU HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL!”

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A man spots a young guy trying to jump off a high bridge. The man yells. “DON’T DO IT! YOU HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL!” 0

All the ladies I met called me ugly… until they saw my bank account.

After that, they called me ugly and broke.

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All the ladies I met called me ugly… until they saw my bank account. After that, they called me ugly and broke. 0

Husband and wife are playing table tennis

Wife: Honey, if I die, would you get married with another person?

Husband: Hmm, probably not.

Wife: Are you sure?

Husband: Maybe I would. I don’t know…

Wife: Would you let her use my table tennis bat?

Husband: Nah, she has a special bat made for her.

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Husband and wife are playing table tennis Wife: Honey, if I die, would you get married with another person? Husband: Hmm, probably not. Wife: Are you sure? Husband: Maybe I would. I don’t know… Wife: Would you let her use…

Man posted advertisements around the town which said ‘wife-wanted’

The day after, he got hundreds of letters. All of them said:

‘Please take mine’

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Man posted advertisements around the town which said ‘wife-wanted’ The day after, he got hundreds of letters. All of them said: ‘Please take mine’ 0

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