Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish. 0 Dad jokes Jokes Puns October 13, 2017 ghwntlcjdwkLeave a reply Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish. 0
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left to go to college? Bison. 0 Dad jokes Funny jokes Jokes October 12, 2017 ghwntlcjdwkLeave a reply What did the buffalo say to his son when he left to go to college? Bison. 0
How do trains eat? They chew chew. 0 Dad jokes Jokes October 12, 2017 ghwntlcjdwkLeave a reply How do trains eat? They chew chew. 0
What kind of bagel can fly? Plain bagel. 0 Dad jokes Jokes October 12, 2017 ghwntlcjdwkLeave a reply What kind of bagel can fly? Plain bagel. 0
What time did the man go to the dentist? tooth-hurty 0 Dad jokes Jokes October 12, 2017 ghwntlcjdwkLeave a reply What time did the man go to the dentist? tooth-hurty 0
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because he was soda-pressing. 0 Dad jokes Jokes Puns October 12, 2017 ghwntlcjdwkLeave a reply Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because he was soda-pressing. 0
Why did the blind man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t really see that well. 0 Dad jokes Jokes October 11, 2017 ghwntlcjdwkLeave a reply Why did the blind man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t really see that well. 0
Don’t ever eat a clock when you are in a hurry. I heard it’s VERY time-consuming. 0 Dad jokes Jokes October 11, 2017 ghwntlcjdwkLeave a reply Don’t ever eat a clock when you are in a hurry. I heard it’s VERY time-consuming. 0
Why did Adele cross the road? To say ‘Hello from the other side’. 0 Dad jokes Funny jokes Jokes October 11, 2017 ghwntlcjdwkLeave a reply Why did Adele cross the road? To say ‘Hello from the other side’. 0
Why did the vampire refuse to attack Taylor Switft? Because she had Bad Blood. 0 Dad jokes Funny jokes Jokes October 11, 2017 ghwntlcjdwkLeave a reply Why did the vampire refuse to attack Taylor Switft? Because she had Bad Blood. 0
