Life is not a fairy tale.

If you lose your shoe at night,

It will most definitely mean you are drunk.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at night, It will most definitely mean you are drunk. 0

Boy: *CALLS THE POLICE* Hello? I really need your help right now!

Police: What is the problem?

Boy: Two girls are fighting over me.

Police: So… what seems to be the problem?

Boy: The pretty one is losing!

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Boy: *CALLS THE POLICE* Hello? I really need your help right now! Police: What is the problem? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me. Police: So… what seems to be the problem? Boy: The pretty one is losing! 0

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